(Source: finnickodaries)

This plan that we would raise a kid together so we could still have the romantic part… Right? But you see, this… This was the romantic part. Everything we had was the romantic part. Everything else was just filler.

(Source: athingthatexists)

I will be 100 percent committed to this half the time. 

(Source: vvvvvasdafasdf)

Friends With Kids Blooper Reel

Friends with Kids

“You think that I haven’t thought this through? You think that we don’t love each other? You know, I’ve loved this girl for nineteen years, Ben. That is fully half my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she’s in when she wakes up in the morning: always happy, ready for the day. Can you imagine? I know that she is honest - she won’t even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature. She always buys a second ticket - always. I know that we have the same values, we have the same tastes, we have the same sense of humor. I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit. I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, she would like me to unplug her and I will. I know her position on just about everything and I am on board - I am on board with everything about her. So you tell me, Ben, what better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child? Seriously. What more responsible choice could I have made? You tell me, fucking prick. Seriously whatever happens - whatever the fuck happens - this year or next year or whenever - we’re going to be fine, okay?”