Laura. 23. Homoflexible. INFJ. Currently obsessed with Veronica Mars, Parks and Rec, Orphan Black, & OITNB.

One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

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Hello, sir! We’re sober. 
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make me choose :seeroflights asked ann perkins or april ludgate and ron swanson or april ludgate

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waffle-sjunior:

#why are you in love already he shut down the government and ruined your life dont look at him like that he is mean ben remember

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