"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."
"Yellow-haired female, like waffles and news."
get to know me meme: [8/8] relationships ✴ leslie knope & ben wyattThe things that you have done for me to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy, go above and beyond what any person deserves. You’re all I need. I love you and I like you.
You know, I like to tell people to get on board and buckle up because my ride’s gonna be a big one, and if you get motion sickness, put your head between your knees because Leslie Knope’s stopping for no one.
Ron Swanson goes to the doctor + bonus Ann